EIC: Main Bhi Chowkidar - Azeem Banatwalla Stand-up

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These are jokes about a chowkidar. Which one? Who knows?
Watch the full, uncut version in "Problems" on Amazon Prime Video here - bit.ly/2FumljV
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  • Every thing he's saying, we can relate right now in 2021.

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  • He is soo true..now 2021

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  • chowkidaar or security of a country cant be compared with chowkidaar of ur society or building, ur building's chowkidaar might be lame but chowkidaars of big businesses,pharmas, jewellery shops,banks r very well trained, also chowkidaars of our border our army r very great, there chowkidaar of country Modi ji is best :) he has increased electricity production through renewable energy infrastructure by many folds, strengthened manufacturing/make in India, digital India n startup India etc..

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  • Sir we need to buy MLA which one? Modiji: All

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  • The only problem with EIC is...........you are too honest at everything.

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  • Good joke indeed

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  • FIR

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  • Best Standup comedy Show🤩🔥🔥

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  • 1:24🔥

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  • "We need to make an app for tracking coronavirus" ~ Aarogya

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  • Who is here after arnab gate?

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  • Chutiya aadmi😂

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  • Sir we need one Jhumla for Elections - ACHHE DIN Sir we need citizen's private data - AADHAR Sir we need Another jhumla for Nationalism boost - ATMANIRBHAR Sir we need It Cell Head - AMIT MALAVIYA Sir we need one Geopolitical Friend -AMERICA Sir we need one Trusted news channel for propaganda -AAJ TAK Sir we need two more Journalists - AMISH - ANJANA Sir we need governor of UP who always help us - ANANDI Sir we need one Muslim for our Hindu Muslim Narrative - ASADUDDIN Sir who left NDA recently - AKALI DAL

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  • Sir we need to market a new term to give nationalism a boost......... - "Aatmanirbhar"

  • Sir we need to track every citizen..... - "AADHAAR"

  • You guys not making any songs 😕 miss them

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  • I think Indian government is better than Saudi or Iran or afghanistan or Syria .. Etc

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  • Epic🔥

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  • I like how there are 11k dislikes

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  • Sir , we need to buy a Judge of Supreme Court. SUPREME LEADER : "ARUN MISHRA".

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  • Arnab 🤣🤣

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  • Sir , we need to choose a comedian - Azeem 😂😂😂😂😂

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  • Arnab thing is most funny 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Subtitles section should have a separate fan base

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  • Kya mari hai bhai, dhaga khol diya 👏🤣

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  • This makes all the more sense right now😂😂

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  • we need to buy one more news channel and sir plz this tym not from A pm holds the list upside down - zee news

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  • 😂😂😂😂

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  • Indirect hint Master 😂

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  • Best comedy and best humour

    Pallavi AgrawalPallavi Agrawal7 महीने पहले
  • Seriously I am bored of all these comedians making all the same tape recorded Modi Jokes. I am fine with them once or twice but enough man. Yet, dunno what happens when it comes to RaGa, Kejri, Thackeray etcc

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  • Drone attack incoming azeem. Ek rafael idr juhu m chhod denge😂😂😂

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  • Who is our new home minister? Amit 😁

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  • Such people will probably even joke about rape and murder.

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  • Subtitles epic........!!!

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  • Apt!🙌

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  • Now A for Atmanirbhar😂

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  • Gosh this was epic...I mean epic👍👍

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  • Spokesman from the opposition- Azeem.... Lol...!

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  • Yo! Superb... Thoroughly enjoyed

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  • Andhbhakts dislikes

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  • awesome work bro 🙌

    Keshav GuptaKeshav Gupta9 महीने पहले
  • the best standup on chowkidaar very intelligent comparison and ur attitude is very cool azeem a perfect comedian

    Atrik RoyAtrik Roy9 महीने पहले
  • His political satire..woww👏👏

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  • Amish Devgn:Ye Bhedbhav Kyon?

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  • Sir what's ur favourite INworlds channel Modi: AIB 😂

    Chaitanya AmulozuChaitanya Amulozu9 महीने पहले
  • This is so damn truee 🤣🤣

    Simranjeet SinghSimranjeet Singh9 महीने पहले
  • Life of bhakt introducing Amish devgan inworlds.info/plus/kpi5z3ihZKi30Ng/v-iy Special appearance Modiji giving scientific explanation about global Warming Hindustani bhau on amish devgan Like share and subscribe to my INworlds channel 🇮🇳🇮🇳

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  • I'm watching it literally for the 10th time

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  • U r just out of this world.....best PM ever

    Raja SahuRaja Sahu10 महीने पहले
  • Stand up comedians first chose congress then bjp I think they would never find any leader suitable 😂

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  • What are you ?? Foolish jokes only fools like you leftist wil enjoy Making fun of a noble prime minister shows your jeolosy for a hindu n true PM Today I watched your first video n was frustrated by it sorry to say you are a coward a weird man your earnings are from spreading negativity .only few like you wil laugh You have given bad name to stand up comedy Shame on you .who gave u right to say anything against modiji Aap to unke pairon ki jooti hoo

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    • Nikal

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  • Aatmnirbhar.

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  • "Supreme Leader " 😂 how IRONIC.

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  • Go to Pakistan and say this for Imran Khan.. You will be blown into 10k pieces.. And here you are still alive.. That's the difference between you people and us. Jai Hind.

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  • Modi hater huh! All the best in spreading the hate 😄

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  • Checkout my episode with Azeem Banatwalla where we talk about staying WOKE, his "shelf-life" and a whole lot more. inworlds.info/plus/27q-k4B2grLQ3aY/v-iy

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  • Why his vedio has only 1.4 million views and songs like yaad piya ki aane lagi ,genda phool and masakli 2.0 has more than 26 million views .Why? Why? Why?😡 😡 😡

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  • Sir, we need someone from Muslims to run our communally divisive electoral politics PM: Asaduddin owaisi

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  • The bracket subtitles are damn too funny 🤣

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  • just brilliant

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  • Jackass jokes!!

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  • You're biased

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  • Bhai tu yhi rhna, comedy bhut achhi krta h. Lekin glti se v election me n chle jana, wrna baad me EVM ko gali dete hue ghumoge 🙄🤓🤓🤓

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  • This is the best and so accurate definition of chowkidar(prime minister).

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  • Excellent comparison

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  • Superb man.... Damn good

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  • Dunno why people barely laugh at jokes on Modi n BJP...🤔

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  • 10k bhakths 😂😂🤦‍♂️ disliked

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    • Well video this a joke But if you call BJP supporters as bhakts, then majority of India is bhakt lol.

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  • 10k bjp followers spotted

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    • Majority of indians are BJP follower's

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  • 🤣

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  • AKSHAY: Sir Your favourite fruit ??? Modi Ji: AAAAMM. 🍋🍋

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  • 🔥🔥

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  • True

  • The comedian seems to be very biased. They don’t contribute and they don’t appreciate what they have. Chowkidaars are doing their job. Do your job properly first.

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  • What he is doing making our country much nicer can you do that just think😠😠

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  • What a script man 👌👌😍

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  • 😂😂😂

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  • Yes I have seen the best chokidar who has done much for this country... Fake people like you are dangerous for our country You should read and make an political understanding of what is happening news is not always correct. Ok Modi ji is the best leader India had after DR RAJENDRA PRASAD and PV narshima rao. Please do look into his policy making style and then make such jokes bcz people like you have a great influence on the society.

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  • Sir we need a rival in delhi Modi : arvind

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  • Sir aap itne foreign tours kaise manage kar lete ho Aam Dani athanni kharcha rupaya

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  • Sir what will be our party slogan PM:- acche din Sir we need to buy an actor. PM: Akshay Another one added to the list.. Modi's favorite fruit-- "Aam" Sir we need to buy a channel PM: Aajtak Modiji's favorite comedian - Azeem Sir we need to spoil someone's career Pm- Advani 😐 Who u wanna use the greatest weapon for ur electoral campaign? Army sir we need to send someone to bombard Pakistan" PM - Abhinandan

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    • Superb

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  • Vataana

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  • 😂😂love it

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  • M ho isliye modi ke anti ho

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  • Bullshit 1%namo banke dikha toh manoo NRG mein stand up comedy kar dash mein dum hai naat karta khalww banata hai azeem banatwala

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  • 26/11 was rss plan Nasa never went to moon 9/11 was us government conspiracy And and Muslims love their country first and then their religion... Period... All of the above are facts proven by alzazira and ndtv with Congress and left in support.. ~Researchers from jnu... And Islam is most progressive religion and Muslims are liberal in Kashmir they don't have a plan for gazwe hind ohh! One more Why can't world be more tolerant like our muslim counterparts...

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  • Sir we need to buy a news channel: *hands over the paper ulta* modiji: zee news

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  • Such a wonderful analysis 😂

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  • Sir, We need a Ch...... Comedian PM: Azeem.

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  • Comedians are doing journalism and journalists are doing comedy....

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  • Best friend: Amit Buyed report: Arnab/ Anjana Favroit fruit: Aam Tie up business: Ambani/ Adani Buyed actor: Akshay Cm of up: Adityanath Buyed channel: Ajj tak Finance minister: Arun Great weapon for votes: Army We need pakistan bomber: Abhinandan Our slogan: Accha din people who oppose bjp: Anti-national Need to reply pakistan: Airstrike

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  • This is a brilliant joke!!

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  • Sir We need to Kill one comedian who makes Fun of you Modi : Azeem 😡😂😅

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  • Sir how do we attack Pakistan? PM:Air

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  • Nailed it sir...... And comments section...... Just hilarious 😂😂😂

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  • tight set. hahahahah

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  • Hats off to you man! I support Rahul Gandhi. Congress party is a #soch #jahansoch #wahansochalya ! We have achieved so much just due to Congress! 👏👏👏

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