EIC: Main Bhi Chowkidar - Azeem Banatwalla Stand-up

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These are jokes about a chowkidar. Which one? Who knows?
Watch the full, uncut version in "Problems" on Amazon Prime Video here - bit.ly/2FumljV
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  • Epic🔥

    Srinath SureshkumarSrinath Sureshkumarघंटे पहले
  • I like how there are 11k dislikes

    Venugopal DevakumarVenugopal Devakumar2 दिन पहले
  • Sir , we need to buy a Judge of Supreme Court. SUPREME LEADER : "ARUN MISHRA".

    shubham waghshubham wagh9 दिन पहले
  • Arnab 🤣🤣

    Ayaan KhanAyaan Khan18 दिन पहले
  • Sir , we need to choose a comedian - Azeem 😂😂😂😂😂

    Waqas AhmedWaqas Ahmed27 दिन पहले
  • Arnab thing is most funny 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Subtitles section should have a separate fan base

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  • Kya mari hai bhai, dhaga khol diya 👏🤣

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  • This makes all the more sense right now😂😂

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  • we need to buy one more news channel and sir plz this tym not from A pm holds the list upside down - zee news

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  • 😂😂😂😂

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  • Indirect hint Master 😂

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  • Best comedy and best humour

    Pallavi AgrawalPallavi Agrawalमहीने पहले
  • Seriously I am bored of all these comedians making all the same tape recorded Modi Jokes. I am fine with them once or twice but enough man. Yet, dunno what happens when it comes to RaGa, Kejri, Thackeray etcc

    Tejasdeep SinghTejasdeep Singhमहीने पहले
  • Drone attack incoming azeem. Ek rafael idr juhu m chhod denge😂😂😂

    Priyansh AgarwalPriyansh Agarwalमहीने पहले

  • Who is our new home minister? Amit 😁

    Rizwan AhmedRizwan Ahmed2 महीने पहले
  • Such people will probably even joke about rape and murder.

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  • Subtitles epic........!!!

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  • Apt!🙌

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  • Now A for Atmanirbhar😂

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  • Gosh this was epic...I mean epic👍👍

    Shovan GhoseShovan Ghose2 महीने पहले
  • Spokesman from the opposition- Azeem.... Lol...!

    Manoj PandeyManoj Pandey3 महीने पहले
  • Yo! Superb... Thoroughly enjoyed

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  • Andhbhakts dislikes

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  • awesome work bro 🙌

    Keshav GuptaKeshav Gupta3 महीने पहले
  • the best standup on chowkidaar very intelligent comparison and ur attitude is very cool azeem a perfect comedian

    Atrik RoyAtrik Roy3 महीने पहले
  • His political satire..woww👏👏

    eco friendlyeco friendly3 महीने पहले
  • Amish Devgn:Ye Bhedbhav Kyon?

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  • Sir what's ur favourite INworlds channel Modi: AIB 😂

    Chaitanya AmulozuChaitanya Amulozu4 महीने पहले
  • This is so damn truee 🤣🤣

    Simranjeet SinghSimranjeet Singh4 महीने पहले
  • Life of bhakt introducing Amish devgan inworlds.info/plus/kpi5z3ihZKi30Ng/v-iy Special appearance Modiji giving scientific explanation about global Warming Hindustani bhau on amish devgan Like share and subscribe to my INworlds channel 🇮🇳🇮🇳

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  • I'm watching it literally for the 10th time

    Arunim PalArunim Pal4 महीने पहले
  • U r just out of this world.....best PM ever

    Raja SahuRaja Sahu4 महीने पहले
  • Stand up comedians first chose congress then bjp I think they would never find any leader suitable 😂

    Rachit SharmaRachit Sharma5 महीने पहले
  • What are you ?? Foolish jokes only fools like you leftist wil enjoy Making fun of a noble prime minister shows your jeolosy for a hindu n true PM Today I watched your first video n was frustrated by it sorry to say you are a coward a weird man your earnings are from spreading negativity .only few like you wil laugh You have given bad name to stand up comedy Shame on you .who gave u right to say anything against modiji Aap to unke pairon ki jooti hoo

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    • Nikal

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  • Aatmnirbhar.

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  • "Supreme Leader " 😂 how IRONIC.

    Prakhar SinghPrakhar Singh6 महीने पहले
  • Go to Pakistan and say this for Imran Khan.. You will be blown into 10k pieces.. And here you are still alive.. That's the difference between you people and us. Jai Hind.

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  • Modi hater huh! All the best in spreading the hate 😄

    Kavana KaviKavana Kavi7 महीने पहले
  • Checkout my episode with Azeem Banatwalla where we talk about staying WOKE, his "shelf-life" and a whole lot more. inworlds.info/plus/27q-k4B2grLQ3aY/v-iy

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  • Why his vedio has only 1.4 million views and songs like yaad piya ki aane lagi ,genda phool and masakli 2.0 has more than 26 million views .Why? Why? Why?😡 😡 😡

    Reshma KumariReshma Kumari7 महीने पहले
  • Sir, we need someone from Muslims to run our communally divisive electoral politics PM: Asaduddin owaisi

    mohammed nazimmohammed nazim8 महीने पहले
  • The bracket subtitles are damn too funny 🤣

    Laskar 7282Laskar 72829 महीने पहले
  • just brilliant

    Angan SenAngan Sen9 महीने पहले
  • Jackass jokes!!

    Sam NSam N10 महीने पहले
  • You're biased

    Money Quest AcademyMoney Quest Academy10 महीने पहले
  • Bhai tu yhi rhna, comedy bhut achhi krta h. Lekin glti se v election me n chle jana, wrna baad me EVM ko gali dete hue ghumoge 🙄🤓🤓🤓

    Leonidas YaduwanshiLeonidas Yaduwanshi10 महीने पहले
  • This is the best and so accurate definition of chowkidar(prime minister).

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  • Excellent comparison

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  • Superb man.... Damn good

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  • Dunno why people barely laugh at jokes on Modi n BJP...🤔

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  • 10k bhakths 😂😂🤦‍♂️ disliked

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    • Well video this a joke But if you call BJP supporters as bhakts, then majority of India is bhakt lol.

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  • 10k bjp followers spotted

    Harsh JainHarsh Jainसाल पहले
    • Majority of indians are BJP follower's

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  • 🤣

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  • AKSHAY: Sir Your favourite fruit ??? Modi Ji: AAAAMM. 🍋🍋

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  • 🔥🔥

    Shiva ShambhaviShiva Shambhaviसाल पहले
  • True

  • The comedian seems to be very biased. They don’t contribute and they don’t appreciate what they have. Chowkidaars are doing their job. Do your job properly first.

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  • What he is doing making our country much nicer can you do that just think😠😠

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  • What a script man 👌👌😍

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  • 😂😂😂

    Sumit KumarSumit Kumarसाल पहले
  • Yes I have seen the best chokidar who has done much for this country... Fake people like you are dangerous for our country You should read and make an political understanding of what is happening news is not always correct. Ok Modi ji is the best leader India had after DR RAJENDRA PRASAD and PV narshima rao. Please do look into his policy making style and then make such jokes bcz people like you have a great influence on the society.

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  • Sir we need a rival in delhi Modi : arvind

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  • Sir aap itne foreign tours kaise manage kar lete ho Aam Dani athanni kharcha rupaya

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  • Sir what will be our party slogan PM:- acche din Sir we need to buy an actor. PM: Akshay Another one added to the list.. Modi's favorite fruit-- "Aam" Sir we need to buy a channel PM: Aajtak Modiji's favorite comedian - Azeem Sir we need to spoil someone's career Pm- Advani 😐 Who u wanna use the greatest weapon for ur electoral campaign? Army sir we need to send someone to bombard Pakistan" PM - Abhinandan

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  • Vataana

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  • 😂😂love it

    Kasim PathanKasim Pathanसाल पहले
  • M ho isliye modi ke anti ho

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  • Bullshit 1%namo banke dikha toh manoo NRG mein stand up comedy kar dash mein dum hai naat karta khalww banata hai azeem banatwala

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  • 26/11 was rss plan Nasa never went to moon 9/11 was us government conspiracy And and Muslims love their country first and then their religion... Period... All of the above are facts proven by alzazira and ndtv with Congress and left in support.. ~Researchers from jnu... And Islam is most progressive religion and Muslims are liberal in Kashmir they don't have a plan for gazwe hind ohh! One more Why can't world be more tolerant like our muslim counterparts...

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  • Sir we need to buy a news channel: *hands over the paper ulta* modiji: zee news

    Sci SaifSci Saifसाल पहले
  • Such a wonderful analysis 😂

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  • Sir, We need a Ch...... Comedian PM: Azeem.

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  • Comedians are doing journalism and journalists are doing comedy....

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  • Best friend: Amit Buyed report: Arnab/ Anjana Favroit fruit: Aam Tie up business: Ambani/ Adani Buyed actor: Akshay Cm of up: Adityanath Buyed channel: Ajj tak Finance minister: Arun Great weapon for votes: Army We need pakistan bomber: Abhinandan Our slogan: Accha din people who oppose bjp: Anti-national Need to reply pakistan: Airstrike

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  • This is a brilliant joke!!

    Lokesh JyotulaLokesh Jyotulaसाल पहले
  • Sir We need to Kill one comedian who makes Fun of you Modi : Azeem 😡😂😅

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  • Sir how do we attack Pakistan? PM:Air

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  • Nailed it sir...... And comments section...... Just hilarious 😂😂😂

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  • tight set. hahahahah

    Sidrah NaushadSidrah Naushadसाल पहले
  • Hats off to you man! I support Rahul Gandhi. Congress party is a #soch #jahansoch #wahansochalya ! We have achieved so much just due to Congress! 👏👏👏

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  • Superb

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  • Literally.. Indian comedians insulting their own pm.. Shame on u guys.. Matlab bolna ka hak toh kuch bhi bologe.. Fame k liye log kuch bhi krte the.. I spit on them who are enjoying the dirty comedy and giving zero respect to our country.

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  • Sir we need to win election PM: MAKE ALL COMEDIANS TO JOKE ON MODI

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  • modi...***** beep

    manish kumarmanish kumarसाल पहले
  • Tumhari Hawa nikal gayi 2019 ke baad. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

    Soumyadeep ChatterjeeSoumyadeep Chatterjeeसाल पहले
  • Then why keep a watchman and making speeches like the your neighbour choose the watchman for you? Come one, come up and say 70% of Indians are fools to choose a wrong watchman and you are feeling good that you are not one of them. Has anyone said that? Oh, you are comedians.

    Shiva GaliShiva Galiसाल पहले
  • Sir, what should we call people who do not follow our ideologies? PM: Anti-national

    Deborah KhairmodeDeborah Khairmodeसाल पहले
  • Sir we need to give some assurance to the people "Ache din"

    Zeeshan ShaikhZeeshan Shaikhसाल पहले
  • Number 4: Always comes up at diwali for 'sweets' 😂

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  • Amazing stuff. You barely upload anything nowadays, please post more content. !

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  • Nailed it

    Rahul RaghuRahul Raghuसाल पहले
  • Funfact :- Chokidar won

    Himanshu SharmaHimanshu Sharmaसाल पहले
  • Stupid comedy

    Aditya ShuklaAditya Shuklaसाल पहले
  • Great mam

    Rohitesh BadalRohitesh Badalसाल पहले
  • Just as AIB, your time will come soon boyz, anti-nationalist leftist creeps!

    Ashutosh MahajanAshutosh Mahajanसाल पहले
    • Do you have brain tumor 😂😂

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  • Another one should be added in the list Biggest messenger of pissful religion Al Bagdadi 😁

    Yours AbhirupYours Abhirupसाल पहले
  • Please suggest any tag PM : Anti National

    Mohammad Ismail BakhshiMohammad Ismail Bakhshiसाल पहले
  • Love the talent of the subtitler

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