EIC: Jokes About Birds | Azeem Banatwalla | Stand-Up Comedy

28/09/2019
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Azeem hates birds because they keep pooping on his car. He wrote these jokes as revenge.
Watch his full 8 minute bit about birds in Azeem's stand-up special "Problems" on Amazon Prime Video.
Follow Azeem on social media -
Instagram - @azeembanatwalla
Twitter - @thebanat

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  • Birds also have an impact on humans, sometimes in a comical way.

    Anurag TumaneAnurag Tumane11 दिन पहले
  • Barely qualified jokes.

    Gaurav AryaGaurav Arya2 महीने पहले
  • My Hobby is also Bird watching but I do it on Tinder 😂😂

    Prashant JadhaoPrashant Jadhao2 महीने पहले
  • Bird serve a very important purpose in our biodiversity. ( Except pollination birds help in many other things ) Birds are important members of many ecosystems. They play a vital role in controlling pests, acting as pollinators, and maintaining island ecology. In addition, birds are important to humans in many ways, such as serving as a source of food and providing fertilizer in agricultural settings. Birds eat insects. They are a natural way to control pests in gardens, on farms, and other places. A group of birds gliding through the air can easily eat hundreds of insects each day. Insect eating birds include warblers, bluebirds and woodpeckers. Nectar-feeding birds are important pollinators, meaning they move the pollen from flower to flower to help fertilize the sex cells and create new plants. Hummingbirds, sunbirds, and the honey-eaters are common pollinators. Many fruit-eating birds help disperse seeds. After eating fruit, they carry the seeds in their intestines and deposit them in new places. Fruit-eating birds include mockingbirds, orioles, finches and robins. Birds are often important to island ecology. In New Zealand, the kereru and kokako are important browsers, or animals that eat or nibble on leaves, tender young shoots, or other vegetation. Seabirds add nutrients to soil and to water with their production of guano, their dung.

    Neha DuttNeha Dutt2 महीने पहले
  • He is like a old grumpy grandpa stuck in a adults body.

    Jayanta PatraJayanta Patra3 महीने पहले
  • Pretty boring

    divyanandeeshdivyanandeesh3 महीने पहले
  • MePoo.... Priceless 🤣🤣🤣

    Vikram SaranganVikram Sarangan4 महीने पहले
  • Liked because of torrent joke how he beautifully portrait it

    Dhola & Dholu ProductionDhola & Dholu Production5 महीने पहले
  • It's a very common hobby , it's called "loneliness" 🤣🤣🤣

    BMajorBMajor5 महीने पहले
  • Flying birds are always kind of annoying.. especially seacrows🙄..

    Namitha MohanNamitha Mohan5 महीने पहले
  • Don't u think humans are doing same thing, shitting on earth and trying to fly to Mars.😂😂

    PRASAN BOHRAPRASAN BOHRA5 महीने पहले
  • there are only 2 country that declared war on birds and they lost even guns were not enough to kill those little shit soo thats that

    Abhinav Mishra.!.?Abhinav Mishra.!.?6 महीने पहले
  • bird lovers and their peeps :D

    Sacrebleu What a World!Sacrebleu What a World!7 महीने पहले
  • Checkout my episode with Azeem Banatwalla where we talk about staying WOKE, his "shelf-life" and a whole lot more. inworlds.info/plus/27q-k4B2grLQ3aY/v-iy

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  • "Sow your seeds today. That same seed is going to come back to you.... with compound interest"!!! 😜😜😜 Towards the end Azeem sounds like those televangelists from the morning ministry tv shows in America.

    Abhijit KashyapAbhijit Kashyapसाल पहले
  • I had role of birds as a speech in my English hsc board paper today and I wrote about pollination because of this video😂😂😂😂😂

    Daniel GomesDaniel Gomesसाल पहले
  • Sarcastically awesome!

    Sarthak KumarSarthak Kumarसाल पहले
  • I am laughing at ignorance on the topic starting entire "class" in an animal kingdom is referred to just as "species."😝 I am a birdwatcher , so can't help. 🤣 But still fun to watch. Good talent in mixing up current socio-political scenarios with birding. 🙌🏻 🤣

    Harshith JVHarshith JVसाल पहले
  • you would like r/BirdsArentReal

    Priyanshu JindalPriyanshu Jindalसाल पहले
  • Everything was funny until feeding the birds joke, have some sense while writing some jokes.

    Sike YTSike YTसाल पहले
  • After this video, Azeem's phone flies away!😂

    Russal AryaRussal Aryaसाल पहले
  • This is perhaps his best stand up ever on youtube.

    Alan SamuelAlan Samuelसाल पहले
  • 2:01 to 2:06 he sounds like Kanan 🥰🤣😂

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  • Did any of yall hear that cow say awwwwww

    Alroy GamaAlroy Gamaसाल पहले
  • This is bird I have watched.... pure gold!

    Michael MirandaMichael Mirandaसाल पहले
  • Man doesn't like birds cuz his head is closer when they shit 😂😂😂😂

    Stockholum Central Staytion-NoruwayStockholum Central Staytion-Noruwayसाल पहले
  • Azeem sir when you will tour again ? I love you and your jokes you are awesome 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    Yash 123Yash 123साल पहले
  • Birds are a Phyla not a species. Kbye

    Shivendra Pati TripathiShivendra Pati Tripathiसाल पहले
  • Pakshi Rajan entered the chat

    rohan allakarohan allakaसाल पहले
  • Hello it's not the fault of the cow species as if they know what shit is going around...it is the people who should be blamed who has made this species their false agenda and creating violence in our society

    som parkersom parkerसाल पहले
  • Intellectual Humor

    Rashid ShamimRashid Shamimसाल पहले
  • Bro chicken is a bird and its delicious. My food chain would be adhoora without chicken.

    RoshmithRoshmithसाल पहले
  • Well..I expected the jokes to be logical, bt this is a shit

    Bharath KumarBharath Kumarसाल पहले
  • Azeem was Mao in his previous birth. Mao nearly exterminated sparrows in China in 1960's.

    Dead HistorianDead Historianसाल पहले
  • Being an ornithologist, I can only pity your ignorance for comparing birds singularly with pigeon( which btw is invasive species)

    nikunj jambunikunj jambuसाल पहले
  • Fucking idiot. Who hates birds??? 😒😒😒

    Nathan DNathan Dसाल पहले
  • I totally agree with u.... Kabutar Khana is a mess and a breeding ground for disease causing bacteria spread by pigeons.... Aur tatti ke bare mein bolo hi mat🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

    KennethKennethसाल पहले
  • Bhaiya bird species nai class hai (aves)😛

    DB丶 TWEETERDB丶 TWEETERसाल पहले
  • Bro where's the latest 4-4-2

    Shilpi MukherjeeShilpi Mukherjeeसाल पहले
  • I liked after hearing the first line !!!!

    maddoxrangermaddoxrangerसाल पहले
  • Omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Dikshita VDikshita Vसाल पहले
  • All birds, hit like.

    Alina RizviAlina Rizviसाल पहले
  • Why do you guys call yourself EIC? Do you know the gruesome torture that the East India Company put Indians through during British rule?

    Tirth ShahTirth Shahसाल पहले
  • bio-mimicry a branch of science,which was the basis for ground braking modification of bullet trains this branch's initial development was based on ornithology im not a bird fancier but im a science fancier all im saying is birds are real deal they are one of the sensitive bio-indicators for radiation,radiowaves etc they contributed a lot to science and a lot more is still left to learn from they BIRDS A.K.A "REFINED END PRODUCT OF EVOLUTION"

    Omkar ReddyOmkar Reddyसाल पहले
  • utter nonsense! leftist

    SHANKAR SubramanianSHANKAR Subramanianसाल पहले
  • Pakshi raja want's to know azeem's location! 😂

    Hasan MudasirHasan Mudasirसाल पहले
  • jokes for 6 piracy enthusiasts

    Alone MuskAlone Muskसाल पहले
  • "Nothing happens very slowly" 😂😂

    anusha jsanusha jsसाल पहले
  • What bullshit

    phoebe buffayphoebe buffayसाल पहले
  • *Notification pops up* : PETA wants to know your location

    Afnan AhmadAfnan Ahmadसाल पहले
  • Birds is not a species!

    Viral MistryViral Mistryसाल पहले
  • Comedian should not spread this type of shitty perception among audience, who told you that Birds are not part of Food/life chain/cycle ?

    Vivek Chandra RanjanVivek Chandra Ranjanसाल पहले
  • His standup comedy is the only thing keeping EIC from not collapsing....

    Chaitanya RajuChaitanya Rajuसाल पहले
  • ‘Because that same seed is coming back to your car....with compound interest’😂🤣😂🤣

    Miriam AfonsoMiriam Afonsoसाल पहले
  • Birds are ok as long as they stay outside.

    PxT RxBBxSHPxT RxBBxSHसाल पहले
  • Bokachoda

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  • guess u haven't watched 2.0 ...u would have known what's the importance of birds then 😂

    RohitRohitसाल पहले
  • somebody please send this video to PETA

    RohitRohitसाल पहले
  • Atta boy!! Criticism of birds, during “Global bird week”😂

    Abhishek Rajan jr.Abhishek Rajan jr.साल पहले
  • #mePoo 😂😂😂😂

    Riya ChauhanRiya Chauhanसाल पहले
  • This guy is crazy ass hell and was able to do an hilarious standup segment on birds 😂😂😂😂😂. To see more funny content go to inworlds.info/plus/lpSqk4WVjY7HnZ0/v-iy

    Amadis McCraryAmadis McCraryसाल पहले
  • chicken is also a bird!!!!!

    FACTS FIRSTFACTS FIRSTसाल पहले
  • I know it's humorous but its not true ..i guess birds have shit on him and his property that's why he is soo angry..

    ravs paulravs paulसाल पहले
  • Dear idiot, plz work hard on your content, it's absolutely not funny.

    Dash rohanDash rohanसाल पहले
  • Cow is wow lol

    ashwani sainashwani sainसाल पहले
  • Seems like many birds shat on him So much against birds

    Carlton FernandesCarlton Fernandesसाल पहले
  • Crazy Jock

    PushpkarPushpkarसाल पहले
  • There are many species of plant species which are pollinated by Birds

    Sharad JainSharad Jainसाल पहले
  • Birds play a very important role in ecosystem

    Sharad JainSharad Jainसाल पहले
  • If birds weren't there - Only 1/3rd of the crops would've survived all around the world

    Pranav AnilPranav Anilसाल पहले
  • Do you know how many birds species are being extinct?

    I M RudraI M Rudraसाल पहले
  • actually your comedy punchs lines are totally sit. acording 2 you feed only chikens and cut them for your bullsit festivals.

    Randeep GurjarRandeep Gurjarसाल पहले
  • Robot 2.0 left the chat

    Mohammed AnwarMohammed Anwarसाल पहले
  • Watch Robot 2.0 ! 😂😂

    Keval ParkarKeval Parkarसाल पहले
  • #mepoo😂😂😂

    Mayuri KrishnaMayuri Krishnaसाल पहले
  • Had this video been on Cows, the comment section would have been completely different......!!!!

    Manik GuptaManik Guptaसाल पहले
  • just google atleast azeem i think you are dumb you also belong to tatti capital of india

    kumar shubhanshukumar shubhanshuसाल पहले
  • Torrent? 😂😂😂

    Vishmay ChauhanVishmay Chauhanसाल पहले
  • Good one for an ornithophobic person like me.

    Sarbani RoySarbani Royसाल पहले
  • Sad jokes. Cringe alert

    akarsh mishraakarsh mishraसाल पहले
  • Could have chosen a better topic to do jokes! Offensive at times..

    Parameshwar BalluParameshwar Balluसाल पहले
  • Bro support weathering with you

    DANEIL PATRODANEIL PATROसाल पहले
  • Really thought you'd do a bit about US providing UAE with firearms after that 'counter-productive' part.

    Tanay SharmaTanay Sharmaसाल पहले
  • pakshirajan aapko chore ga nahi

    Shankar KeswaniShankar Keswaniसाल पहले
  • Pakshirajan has entered the chat "So you don't like birds, huh?"

    koushik rajakoushik rajaसाल पहले
    • U know mate, i don't knoe if u are trying to be funny

      Subarna RekhaSubarna Rekhaसाल पहले
  • Birds have thousands species Mann...it was hard to listen

    Aman SinghAman Singhसाल पहले
  • well here goes rage from robot 2.O

    AyushAyushसाल पहले
  • I could not laugh even once

    Vishnu PillaiVishnu Pillaiसाल पहले
  • Birds are not a specied

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  • Pakshiraja wants to know your location.

    Krishna ReddyKrishna Reddyसाल पहले
  • Pakshirajan wants to know your location ...

    Aditya KaranthAditya Karanthसाल पहले
  • 2:30 National Tatti Capital of India 😂

    Nemo WadekarNemo Wadekarसाल पहले
  • birds ko bol ta hai Anti national hai ye to ha ha ha

    Shaikh Mohammed KadirShaikh Mohammed Kadirसाल पहले
  • Simply brilliant! 😂😂😂👏👏👏👌👌👌

    Imon Kalyan BaruaImon Kalyan Baruaसाल पहले
  • Intellectual comedy ✅

    Hardik KharbandaHardik Kharbandaसाल पहले
  • Ha ha gorakshak sena wants to know your location

    Dr ks yadavDr ks yadavसाल पहले
  • Kabhi anda khaye ho?

    Adam SwapnoAdam Swapnoसाल पहले
  • You f**k off

    real bossreal bossसाल पहले
  • 😂😂😂😂😂,🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

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  • 300 Avid birdwatchers disliked this video 😂

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