Azeem Banatwalla tells you why he hates unrealistic action movies, and how action heroes guess secret passwords.
This is an excerpt from his first stand-up special 'Out of My System'.
His second special 'Cometh the Hour' is touring across India in April/May/June 2016.
SinQ Beach Club, Candolim, Goa - 1st April
Canvas Laugh Club, Mumbai - 9th April
NCPA MUMBAI - 16th APRIL (JUST ADDED!)
JTPAC - Kochi - 24th April
More dates coming for shows in Mumbai, Pune, Bangalore, Vizag, Gujarat, Delhi, Kolkata, Hyderabad and more.
For updates, follow Azeem
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on Facebook. fb.com/TheBanat
Sundar pichai teaches hacking. 😂
2:41 I actually got it out from My friend in 6th grade. Who yelled at me for messaging him a adult joke that his mother was behind her and she almost read it, I hacked his email and emailed his mother(he had e-mailed her something earlier And I found out in sent section) all the cringy santa banta adult jokes I could find at that time. He didn't came for 3 days to school after that😎
Another level🔥🔥
Who told you saki naka is quite.... i live in saki naka , there people don't know what silence mean
😂😂 exactly my thoughts when ever I used to see a sci-fi movie n the hero has to guess the password...I was roflr 😂😂😂 azeem really nailed it
BMC haha
Audience chutiya hai boht, varna iss bande ke jitne intelligent jokes crack karne ki kisi comedian ki aukaat nhi hai, last tak toh aate aate..bhaisaab😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
He Just Leaked out sacred Games 2 Climax 3 years back 😂👍🤣
VATANA
Indeed blowing
Don't know why but Dard-e-Disco makes more sense than *India is 2ab of (a+b)^2*
Useless Joke
😂😂😂
Yessss
What someone forgot is that there is 2ab in (a-b)^2 too except, it is -2ab
🤓🤓🤓😀😀😀India and Canada
😂😂😂😂
Because they know batman will protect them....
Why do I find him handsome?:)
Not funny enough
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Omg ..can't stop laughing
Bat Man Corporation😂😂😂😂
After I am done using someone else's computer, I delete the browser history. Porn is something that I have watched the first thing that I logged on to that PC ;-) Ek toh doosrey ka computer aur oopar se phukat ka internet; I won't wait till the end to browse porn :-)
:D
Azeem YOU ROCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!
The deduction was spectacular.
They never hack in windows its kali.
The entire demo of realistic movie scene at 1:29 is the funniest!! Lol antivirus expired
Superb man
just nailed it bro
Hasna tha kya?
After 3.47 mins still waiting for a joke.
Dar de disco👌👌😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
you r just awesome man! mere dil main kya hai! dil main mere hai DARD-E-DISCO
lol silly, password is 'admin'. If the guy is creative 'ADMIN' in caps.
चायवाला सुना दूधवाला सुना और तो और भोसड़ीवाला सुना पर ये बनाथवाला पहली बार सुना 😂😂😂😎😎
😂😂😂😂
EIC mei yeh bandah mera type mental hai .. baaki sab ko doosri bemari hai 😜😜
"why do people still live there?" aren't we all still living in this country?
Touche!
Bye bye
Uncomedy
How you jumped from one song to other😂😂😂😂 Just loved it.
Fucking psycho
Antivirus expired..haha!! Nd that also ,,,people REFRESHH THEIR PC A THOUSAND TIMES!!!
DARD e DISCO... password accepted... EPIC bro lolzzz
"dil me mere dard-e-disco" LMAO hahaha wsomeee
Matlab....Kuch bhi han. This was really shitty nd bogus...Fully bakwas....Nd uspar ye edited laughs...Ughhhhhhhhhh
I am a simple guy, I see Azeem's video, I press like first and then watch the video. I know for sure I'll like it.
fuck this man ,.
jst subscribed for azeem banatwalla...man ur much woww
i swear even i have tried to answer the forget password questions sometimes.. but it doesnt work at all😂😂😂
💞 HE 😍
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You know you have fucked up badly when you have CA Final exams and are here!
Peasants haven't heard of kon-boot
go on you have lost me
password he must have used that's not guessing. that's brute forcing or dictionary attack. before opening video I expected more drama into the scene type.
Dard e disco !!!
That moment when I long pressed the like button & waited for the 'WoW' emoticon... Well, WOW! 😑
LOL
holy shit i just found the cadbury silk ad before this video(it was an ad) holy shit the irony
Dude this is your worst video
Updating windows. Please do not turn off the machine.
varun thakkur chutiya hai
This is so true...😂 😂 😂 Azeem you should watch Mr robot
Rami Malek is the definition of Thug Life
@Atharva Kulkarni Yeah Bro!
Samar Srivastava Nobody can take a dig at Mr robot.
Oh! My bad! I thought you were taking a dig at Mr.Robot! *misunderstanding*
Samar Srivastava That's why I said watch mr robot. To see real hacking.
Fucking Fiction Bro. LMAO
someone calling me see the first letter of my name and you find out
Finally! Someone said this out loud
It sounded more like Bollywood movies.
I'm using Windows xp It's gonna take forever !,
bekar tha
try watching Mr robot
Mohit Jani exactly what I wanted to suggest
do ppl actually laugh at these jokes or just fake laugh sound effects
+East India Comedy Any chances of you people in Ahmadabad?
azeem seems to lack confidence
nah confidence khoob hai,but he is not funny
windows vista xD
azeem always catches my attention *_*
Prithvi Gupta 😒😒
and you've caught mine
seriously insulting batman is funny ha ha ha
choli ke peeche kya hai dil dard-e-disco!!!!
ok..I hv restarted the video 8 times...this video comes wid a AD and I cnt win it!
pls add some logic in your jokes , and this video does not got any hillarious moment at all , dont do this kind of jokes where you feel yourself that you will be some kind of joke someday in future
dil me darde disco came outta no where ...damn
Can someone please make a gift out of the first 2 sec of the video
fuck you shows
Is he really struggling or that's how he is
Tere bas ki naa hai bhai
Boring beyond measure. Tera act sunke DiCaprio inception karta tha...
Abbe teri shakal wale log...saale puri duniya ki gaand lagwate hain.
No movie hacker has ever used a mouse... Never
best channel i have subscribed........ must have channels on you tube.....great work....keep it up guys...👍👍
I wanted to tell u guys a Sodium joke but Na...
TVF and AIB has grown and stopped doing slapstick stand up comedy videos. You guys please dont grow up. Keep doing this shit for god's sake. :p
TBH there is a batman corporation in DC universe!
YOU WENT TO BESANT TOO???
i luv azeem.... OMG
Commenting from somebody else's pc ..... 'Yaar yeh mouse hai ki kya hai?' .....
Make a technologically correct action movie/sketch ... like the batman or the ghost protocol
loved it!
my password is now DardEDisco
Thisss guyss soo awesome
I have Windows Vista with Kaspersky Anti-virus on a 30 day trial right now! *FUCK!*
gavar
Is Angad Singh Ranyal no more a member of East India Comedy ?
lol
That was stupid. Dude u r better than that.
u hav improved azeem..... good job.... keep going