EIC: Haircuts Are A Scam | Azeem Banatwalla Stand-Up

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These are jokes about haircuts. If you have hair, please watch, like and share. If you are bald, watch and reminisce. Then like and share.
Azeem Banatwalla's new live tour starts 5th October.
Tickets available at - www.eastindiacomedy.com/tickets
LIVE TAPING in Mumbai on 16th November. Tickets out soon.
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Camera: Brian, Leslie, Naveen
Editor: Jayant Kaushik
Audio: Shanmukhanad

  • his pachak sounded just like biswas pachak XD

    Aryan BansalAryan Bansal16 दिन पहले
  • 😂😂❤️...❤️

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  • Every comic finally ends with some shit on women... they are happy in that way I guess or there stops their imagination 😂😂😂

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  • This is the second time I am seeing the video. This man is v v hilarious

  • Not so much of fun

    akash pandeyakash pandey2 महीने पहले
  • Bohat kamal

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  • Now I try to see the gay in every barber after watching this

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  • 😂😂😂 🔥

    Utkarsh RanaUtkarsh Rana2 महीने पहले
    • inworlds.info/plus/w82sxoR8qqK40Z0/v-iy

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  • I'm middle class enough to not to know how scribble rules work.

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  • Fantastic

    Gokul Das V.V.H.Gokul Das V.V.H.3 महीने पहले
  • Sorry brother.. I think you are the Fantastic Azeem the Banawatwala😍😍😍

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    • inworlds.info/plus/w82sxoR8qqK40Z0/v-iy

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  • I'm not lying but I was drinking water and when he said,"Barber is playing CS and water goes Phachak!!" Water also went out Phachak out o my mouth!!! 😂😂😂😂

    Sumit PawarSumit Pawar3 महीने पहले
  • *That pause* And From a woman he can't sleep with LEGEND -- ARY

    Vinay ArimilliVinay Arimilli3 महीने पहले
  • Thank god bro this video hasn't seen by HINDU MAHASABHA and NAZ FOUNDATION yet!

    Prince SharmaPrince Sharma3 महीने पहले
  • Excellent. Excellent.

    Ritesh KumarRitesh Kumar3 महीने पहले
  • Azeem I am going abdulla and allah barber for shaving everyrhing

    satishk poojarysatishk poojary4 महीने पहले
  • If hair cut is scam, azeem what about your private part cut

    satishk poojarysatishk poojary4 महीने पहले
  • Chutiya aadmi🤣

    दिवा द्विवेदीदिवा द्विवेदी4 महीने पहले
  • Mein naukar lagr ha hai.....the best joke. 😆😆😆😂😂😂

    Aahaan 29Aahaan 294 महीने पहले
  • Zayn Malik is the face of Indian barbers

    swaraswara4 महीने पहले
  • Mera bhi barber chutiya lootne laga hai. Before I used to go every month. It used to be 30 bucks. Now it's frigging 100.

    Kshitij ShekharKshitij Shekhar4 महीने पहले
  • 🤣🤣🤣

    MrDMrD4 महीने पहले
  • Lol, as a woman who has always been to the famous "Ganesh Unisex Salon", I can totally relate!!! Mind-blowing!!!❤️❤️

    Karubaki_ Nag_Karubaki_ Nag_4 महीने पहले
  • bhot bekar joke

    Elon TuskElon Tusk5 महीने पहले
  • Matlab hmare jaise log to ye video dekh hi nai sakte...... English

    IMRAN KHANIMRAN KHAN5 महीने पहले
  • There's a salon called "Hand job" in Kormangala, Bangalore. The day we discovered it we puked out our dinner 15 mins later

    Ateeb Ahmed NAteeb Ahmed N5 महीने पहले
  • 2.7K Barber disliked this Video :D :P

    Shashank BishtShashank Bisht5 महीने पहले
  • how can a "man" be so talented to be classist, castiest, sexist, racist, homophobic and skilled to bring every possible problematic content in the script simultaneously. wah!!! You might get a nationalist award some day.. congratulations in advance!!!

    Mayura ChoudhariMayura Choudhari5 महीने पहले
  • Not funny

    Shiv GiriShiv Giri5 महीने पहले
  • And unisex salon have one price for all haircuts ...... Rs 50 😂😂

    Mr. SheenuMr. Sheenu5 महीने पहले
  • Bro Azeem is def one of the best comedians in the country rn. I prefer his style of delivery over that of bassi or Zakir. What do you all think ?

    rohan patilrohan patil5 महीने पहले
    • Zakir is boring af. You have to like wait for 2 minutes & listen to his story just for a mere punch. And had he been Zakir, one wouldn't even bear those 2 minutes.

      Md. Shajedul IslamMd. Shajedul Islamमहीने पहले
    • I find Zakir Khan boring TBH. Bassi is funny though but he's more of a story-teller!

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  • CS 1.6 🖤

    Mayank BhaisoraMayank Bhaisora6 महीने पहले
  • 2:50 FIR INCOMMING!!! XD

    abhishek menonabhishek menon6 महीने पहले
    • Hahahxd Indians get offended by everything man What can we do man😂

      Aditya SharmaAditya Sharma5 महीने पहले
  • 2 years and still funny

    ashutosh kulkarniashutosh kulkarni7 महीने पहले
  • What about barbers

    Modh KhanModh Khan7 महीने पहले
  • Seen this video over and over again...found it hilarious everytime...one of the very best...

    Prantik ChatterjeePrantik Chatterjee7 महीने पहले
  • 1:29 That laugh🤣

    The Night OwlThe Night Owl7 महीने पहले
  • ganesh ka baap😂

    BHAGWAN atheistBHAGWAN atheist7 महीने पहले
  • Ye 8 marks ka question tha,achhe se yaad krna

    Anubhav AjmeraAnubhav Ajmera7 महीने पहले
  • I legit thought he'd say Nai ki dukan as the second one. Guess only I am that gareeb. 😂🤦‍♀️

    ScurryfungeScurryfunge8 महीने पहले
  • For me and my brother it was only $30 altogether :)

    LoNeLy NoOdLELoNeLy NoOdLE8 महीने पहले
  • How many of you have seen this image of Hrithik Roshan from dhoom 2 in the song Dhoom machale, outside a unisex salon?

    George M EGeorge M E8 महीने पहले
  • The closest wala joke lmao. So appropriate 🤣🤣🤣

    just existingjust existing8 महीने पहले
  • Literally Ganesh Ka Baap Ahahahahahagaga 😂

    EjaazEjaaz8 महीने पहले
  • Fancy saloon in pakistan : Allah ki haircut

    Sudagaran JeyarajSudagaran Jeyaraj8 महीने पहले
  • dumb as a dustbin

    Arindam GhoshArindam Ghosh9 महीने पहले
  • I am sure your 'NAUKAR' looks better than you

    Piyush ChhajedPiyush Chhajed10 महीने पहले
  • Such good comedy without a single ugly word your one refined comedian. Very few have this tact. Amazing

    Rajesh PaisRajesh Pais10 महीने पहले
  • Fuckin racism

    Angel KodakAngel Kodak11 महीने पहले
  • "Azeem Banatwala" Me: no bae, its "Azeeb Manatwala"

    Suchismita SatapathySuchismita Satapathy11 महीने पहले
  • Shashi tharoor 😂

    Dr. Sunil KumarDr. Sunil Kumar11 महीने पहले
  • Bhai apne bhagwan pe joke maar naa....Mohammad Unisex Salon

    Gaurav TewaniGaurav Tewaniसाल पहले
  • Checkout my episode with Azeem Banatwalla where we talk about staying WOKE, his "shelf-life" and a whole lot more. inworlds.info/plus/27q-k4B2grLQ3aY/v-iy

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  • That's sexist bro

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  • Me: *learns Azeem is married* Me: *has left the chat* :)

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  • Help me out with this joke. So this is how it goes " When people talk behind your back, just fart. When people talk in front of you, just piss and what when they talk beside you?" Eagerly waiting for your reply guys( especially from azeem and sahil).

    Rushikesh PawarRushikesh Pawarसाल पहले
  • Generic comment craving attention from uploader

    Samwise GamgeeSamwise Gamgeeसाल पहले
  • That is when they release him from the closet Ahahahahahahahaha

    Samwise GamgeeSamwise Gamgeeसाल पहले
    • @Pritha Roy yes, yes I did

      Samwise GamgeeSamwise Gamgee4 महीने पहले
    • Did you miss me?

      Pritha RoyPritha Roy4 महीने पहले
  • Like just for the csgo reference

    Aadithyaa EeswaranAadithyaa Eeswaranसाल पहले
  • As a sikh, I could related to ever part of this.

    BikBikसाल पहले
  • That was a good line - do something little but let it look like it's lot.

    Kaleshwar HallikerimathKaleshwar Hallikerimathसाल पहले
  • Bhai ek 3rd type bhi hota h, paed🌲k neeche.

    Abhishek sharmaAbhishek sharmaसाल पहले
  • Barber is playing Counter Strike. Headshot

    Niladri MallikNiladri Mallikसाल पहले
  • I knew he would say "Gay Hairstylist".

    Ayush LohumiAyush Lohumiसाल पहले
  • Here its like Salon and Saloon..

  • Just only for the starting line,I think, Azim made a hair cut that day

  • Good comedy

    Naushad DateyNaushad Dateyसाल पहले
  • You are insane...huge fan

    Hina SiddiquiHina Siddiquiसाल पहले
  • I lost it at the first "Phichaak"

    FirenzeFirenzeसाल पहले
  • Shahnaz Hussain is the official makeup woman of Ramsay's horror movie characters. Even her own makeup is inspired by her own work. That is inspiration from an inspiration. Kind of like the Christopher Nolan of the cosmetics industry.

    Abhijit KashyapAbhijit Kashyapसाल पहले
  • Azeem:-John Me:-sweating Don't think too much it's summer

    Dr.Nandini BanerjeeDr.Nandini Banerjeeसाल पहले
  • "and other things that Shashi Tharoor says."

    Ayyub ChaudharyAyyub Chaudharyसाल पहले
  • Jahil ,jallad 😂😂😂

    Bawaal CreatorBawaal Creatorसाल पहले
  • "Answering philosophical bullshit questions" man that was deep

    AshuAshuसाल पहले
  • Damn this guy is hilarious! Wish I could understand the parts that are not in English though...

    Datch GuyDatch Guyसाल पहले
  • Main to bolta Hun ki mere chehre pe jo achha lge kar do...the fact is that I don't have much hair left😜😜

    Anubhav kumarAnubhav kumarसाल पहले
  • This is *Copied*

  • Your accent is superb sir I admire your accent ❤

    Urban ProductionsUrban Productionsसाल पहले
  • You sounds like Ranbir singh😦

    Chhaya SharmaChhaya Sharmaसाल पहले
  • jallad kiska naam hota hai bhai

    Bawse LifeBawse Lifeसाल पहले
  • Bhai first i thought this guy is sundar pichai 😅😅

    ShardulShardulसाल पहले
  • Panache is actually 14 points

    Ishaan JainIshaan Jainसाल पहले
  • Sir ...huge fan...

    Medhatithi GuhaMedhatithi Guhaसाल पहले
  • who laughs on this? 🤔

  • Awesome

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  • He looks like sunder pichai

    Harsh KumarHarsh Kumarसाल पहले
  • bomb has been planted

    Puraana GamerPuraana Gamerसाल पहले
  • just did a video about this on my channel check it outtt :)

    ShortnSweetShortnSweetसाल पहले
  • This is ridiculously great! Amazing 👌 content.

    Sumit Kumar MallickSumit Kumar Mallickसाल पहले
  • *This guy sounds like my physics teacher who too is lit AF.*

    Fem Pao 7449Fem Pao 7449साल पहले
  • Sounds like tongue twister. I couldn’t even remember and repeat those five names starting from “J” and he said that in one breath. 🙈😂😅🤟🏻👏🏻👌🏻🥳😨😱😱😱😱😱🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

    pranjal sonawanepranjal sonawaneसाल पहले
  • I am getting a haircut later today...

    KESHAV SKESHAV Sसाल पहले
  • this guy is anti hindu

    Brijesh MainiBrijesh Mainiसाल पहले
  • Shiva's Unisex salon... Literally Ganesh ka baap...🤣🤣🤣

    Ipshit ShahaIpshit Shahaसाल पहले
  • Lovely 8.19 minutes.. Thanks

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  • that creepy laugh in audience is....

    YashYashसाल पहले
  • In the bloated shitscape called Mumbai isint everything a scam

    Shaurya ShrivastavaShaurya Shrivastavaसाल पहले
  • 😍

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  • 7:41 Patt se headshot

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  • Shashi tharoor ad before the video 😂

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