EIC: Haircuts Are A Scam | Azeem Banatwalla Stand-Up

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These are jokes about haircuts. If you have hair, please watch, like and share. If you are bald, watch and reminisce. Then like and share.
Azeem Banatwalla's new live tour starts 5th October.
Tickets available at - www.eastindiacomedy.com/tickets
LIVE TAPING in Mumbai on 16th November. Tickets out soon.
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FB: fb.com/TheBanat
Twitter: @TheBanat
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Camera: Brian, Leslie, Naveen
Editor: Jayant Kaushik
Audio: Shanmukhanad

  • 2.7K Barber disliked this Video :D :P

    Shashank BishtShashank Bisht2 दिन पहले
  • how can a "man" be so talented to be classist, castiest, sexist, racist, homophobic and skilled to bring every possible problematic content in the script simultaneously. wah!!! You might get a nationalist award some day.. congratulations in advance!!!

    Mayura ChoudhariMayura Choudhari2 दिन पहले
  • Not funny

    Shiv GiriShiv Giri7 दिन पहले
  • And unisex salon have one price for all haircuts ...... Rs 50 😂😂

    Mr. SheenuMr. Sheenu9 दिन पहले
  • Bro Azeem is def one of the best comedians in the country rn. I prefer his style of delivery over that of bassi or Zakir. What do you all think ?

    rohan patilrohan patil11 दिन पहले
  • CS 1.6 🖤

    Mayank BhaisoraMayank Bhaisoraमहीने पहले
  • 2:50 FIR INCOMMING!!! XD

    abhishek menonabhishek menonमहीने पहले
    • Hahahxd Indians get offended by everything man What can we do man😂

      Aditya SharmaAditya Sharma5 दिन पहले
  • 2 years and still funny

    ashutosh kulkarniashutosh kulkarniमहीने पहले
  • What about barbers

    Modh KhanModh Khanमहीने पहले
  • Seen this video over and over again...found it hilarious everytime...one of the very best...

    Prantik ChatterjeePrantik Chatterjee2 महीने पहले
  • 1:29 That laugh🤣

    The Night OwlThe Night Owl2 महीने पहले
  • ganesh ka baap😂

    BHAGWANBHAGWAN2 महीने पहले
  • Ye 8 marks ka question tha,achhe se yaad krna

    Anubhav AjmeraAnubhav Ajmera2 महीने पहले
  • I legit thought he'd say Nai ki dukan as the second one. Guess only I am that gareeb. 😂🤦‍♀️

    ScurryfungeScurryfunge2 महीने पहले
  • For me and my brother it was only $30 altogether :)

    LoNeLy NoOdLELoNeLy NoOdLE2 महीने पहले
  • How many of you have seen this image of Hrithik Roshan from dhoom 2 in the song Dhoom machale, outside a unisex salon?

    George M EGeorge M E2 महीने पहले
  • The closest wala joke lmao. So appropriate 🤣🤣🤣

    Niyati MaheshkaNiyati Maheshka2 महीने पहले
  • Literally Ganesh Ka Baap Ahahahahahagaga 😂

    EjaazEjaaz3 महीने पहले
  • Fancy saloon in pakistan : Allah ki haircut

    Sudagaran JeyarajSudagaran Jeyaraj3 महीने पहले
  • dumb as a dustbin

    Arindam GhoshArindam Ghosh3 महीने पहले
  • I am sure your 'NAUKAR' looks better than you

    Piyush ChhajedPiyush Chhajed4 महीने पहले
  • Such good comedy without a single ugly word your one refined comedian. Very few have this tact. Amazing

    Rajesh PaisRajesh Pais5 महीने पहले
  • Where ever I have cut my hair in India outside India including Europe, they were all pisslamist. So I wonder what prevented this smart ace not to say Ali Unisex Saloon or Mohammed. No offence with Ganesh or Shiva but when let's bring everyone asswhole unless you are afraid from your own jihadi people. Jackass!

    JackpotJackpot5 महीने पहले
  • Fuckin racism

    Angel KodakAngel Kodak5 महीने पहले
  • "Azeem Banatwala" Me: no bae, its "Azeeb Manatwala"

    Suchismita SatapathySuchismita Satapathy5 महीने पहले
  • Shashi tharoor 😂

    srimani Gabriellasrimani Gabriella6 महीने पहले
  • Bhai apne bhagwan pe joke maar naa....Mohammad Unisex Salon

    Gaurav TewaniGaurav Tewani7 महीने पहले
  • Checkout my episode with Azeem Banatwalla where we talk about staying WOKE, his "shelf-life" and a whole lot more. inworlds.info/plus/27q-k4B2grLQ3aY/v-iy

    Perspections podcast with Vir GuptaPerspections podcast with Vir Gupta7 महीने पहले
  • That's sexist bro

    SwSw8 महीने पहले
  • Me: *learns Azeem is married* Me: *has left the chat* :)

    glee beeglee bee8 महीने पहले
  • Help me out with this joke. So this is how it goes " When people talk behind your back, just fart. When people talk in front of you, just piss and what when they talk beside you?" Eagerly waiting for your reply guys( especially from azeem and sahil).

    Rushikesh PawarRushikesh Pawar8 महीने पहले
  • Generic comment craving attention from uploader

    Frodo BagginsFrodo Baggins8 महीने पहले
  • That is when they release him from the closet Ahahahahahahahaha

    Frodo BagginsFrodo Baggins8 महीने पहले
  • Like just for the csgo reference

    Aadithyaa EeswaranAadithyaa Eeswaran9 महीने पहले
  • As a sikh, I could related to ever part of this.

    BikBik9 महीने पहले
  • That was a good line - do something little but let it look like it's lot.

    Kaleshwar HallikerimathKaleshwar Hallikerimath9 महीने पहले
  • Bhai ek 3rd type bhi hota h, paed🌲k neeche.

    Abhishek sharmaAbhishek sharma9 महीने पहले
  • Barber is playing Counter Strike. Headshot

    Niladri MallikNiladri Mallik9 महीने पहले
  • I knew he would say "Gay Hairstylist".

    Ayush LohumiAyush Lohumi9 महीने पहले
  • Here its like Salon and Saloon..

  • Just only for the starting line,I think, Azim made a hair cut that day

  • Good comedy

    Naushad DateyNaushad Datey9 महीने पहले
  • You are insane...huge fan

    Hina SiddiquiHina Siddiqui9 महीने पहले
  • I lost it at the first "Phichaak"

    FirenzeFirenze10 महीने पहले
  • Shahnaz Hussain is the official makeup woman of Ramsay's horror movie characters. Even her own makeup is inspired by her own work. That is inspiration from an inspiration. Kind of like the Christopher Nolan of the cosmetics industry.

    Abhijit KashyapAbhijit Kashyap10 महीने पहले
  • Azeem:-John Me:-sweating Don't think too much it's summer

    Dr.Nandini BanerjeeDr.Nandini Banerjee10 महीने पहले
  • "and other things that Shashi Tharoor says."

    Ayyub ChaudharyAyyub Chaudhary10 महीने पहले
  • Jahil ,jallad 😂😂😂

    Rahul ɢʊʀʝarRahul ɢʊʀʝar10 महीने पहले
  • "Answering philosophical bullshit questions" man that was deep

    spondon kashyapspondon kashyap10 महीने पहले
  • Damn this guy is hilarious! Wish I could understand the parts that are not in English though...

    Datch GuyDatch Guy10 महीने पहले
  • Main to bolta Hun ki mere chehre pe jo achha lge kar do...the fact is that I don't have much hair left😜😜

    Anubhav kumarAnubhav kumar10 महीने पहले
  • This is *Copied*

  • Your accent is superb sir I admire your accent ❤

    Urban ProductionsUrban Productions11 महीने पहले
  • You sounds like Ranbir singh😦

    Chhaya SharmaChhaya Sharma11 महीने पहले
  • jallad kiska naam hota hai bhai

    Bawse LifeBawse Life11 महीने पहले
  • Bhai first i thought this guy is sundar pichai 😅😅

    Shardul MahamulkarShardul Mahamulkar11 महीने पहले
  • Panache is actually 14 points

    Ishaan JainIshaan Jain11 महीने पहले
  • Sir ...huge fan...

    Medhatithi GuhaMedhatithi Guha11 महीने पहले
  • who laughs on this? 🤔

  • Statutory warning : Do NOT watch this if you are going for a haircut anytime soon. I started laughing the moment my barber 'pachak'd the first time and it took me 5 minutes to calm down. Later I had a hard time explaining what had just happened, to him.

    Rajesh ThennanRajesh Thennan11 महीने पहले
  • Awesome

    Dhindsa VlogsDhindsa Vlogs11 महीने पहले
  • He looks like sunder pichai

    Harsh KumarHarsh Kumar11 महीने पहले
  • bomb has been planted

    gamingdragongamingdragon11 महीने पहले
  • just did a video about this on my channel check it outtt :)

    ShortnSweetShortnSweet11 महीने पहले
  • This is ridiculously great! Amazing 👌 content.

    Sumit Kumar MallickSumit Kumar Mallick11 महीने पहले
  • *This guy sounds like my physics teacher who too is lit AF.*

    F P KF P Kसाल पहले
  • Sounds like tongue twister. I couldn’t even remember and repeat those five names starting from “J” and he said that in one breath. 🙈😂😅🤟🏻👏🏻👌🏻🥳😨😱😱😱😱😱🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

    pranjal sonawanepranjal sonawaneसाल पहले
  • I am getting a haircut later today...

    KESHAV SKESHAV Sसाल पहले
  • this guy is anti hindu

    Brijesh MainiBrijesh Mainiसाल पहले
  • Shiva's Unisex salon... Literally Ganesh ka baap...🤣🤣🤣

    Ipshit ShahaIpshit Shahaसाल पहले
  • Lovely 8.19 minutes.. Thanks

    knowledge directknowledge directसाल पहले
  • that creepy laugh in audience is....

    YashYashसाल पहले
  • In the bloated shitscape called Mumbai isint everything a scam

    Shaurya ShrivastavaShaurya Shrivastavaसाल पहले
  • 😍

    Prince YadavPrince Yadavसाल पहले
  • 7:41 Patt se headshot

    Prajwal M.SPrajwal M.Sसाल पहले
  • Shashi tharoor ad before the video 😂

    Vineet KumbharjuvekarVineet Kumbharjuvekarसाल पहले
  • That laugh at 1:29 😂

    Adi SangtamAdi Sangtamसाल पहले
  • Philosophical bullshit Q - tooooooo good

    Ashok ShreejiAshok Shreejiसाल पहले
  • Too good Azeem. The diction, the humour, the absolute lack of self importance - just perfect. And your ability to be humorous without using vulgar language is a boon. Keep it up.

    Ashok ShreejiAshok Shreejiसाल पहले
  • But Panache is really a salon in Lokhandwala

    Prakhar SinghPrakhar Singhसाल पहले
  • By far the best no nonsense comedy.... Svelte expletives, sophisticated sexuality.... Amazing.....

    vineet dhawanvineet dhawanसाल पहले
  • He looks somewhat like Sunder Pichai

    SrushtiSrushtiसाल पहले
  • No the unisex salon exactly what I say

  • Not funny.

    Kevin MKevin Mसाल पहले
  • Muhammad & aisha unisex salon will be better.😈😂

    Luv DwivediLuv Dwivediसाल पहले
  • Not his best. :-/

    Chinmayee JoshiChinmayee Joshiसाल पहले
  • 7:41 We all can relate to that.

    Huzaifah PardesiHuzaifah Pardesiसाल पहले
  • Literally Ganesh Ka Baap

    Satvik AroraSatvik Aroraसाल पहले
  • Javed Jafar Jabbar Jahil Jallad😂🤣😅!

    Michael MirandaMichael Mirandaसाल पहले
  • One of the best standups I've seen in a while

    Preetish MajumdarPreetish Majumdarसाल पहले
  • Why I feel like ge wanted to say khalasa but then he realised fancy saloon name lena h then he panche lol.

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  • I literally died watching this😂😂😂 ( I choked up on water)

    Priya ChoudharyPriya Choudharyसाल पहले
  • 8:09

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  • Pachakkk.. so true man ... it literally feels like that :D

    Common ManCommon Manसाल पहले
  • Even though I moved to Canada, my instructions still remain the same. 1. Side se chhota 2. Upar se lamba 3. Baki Alluhuakbar. And yeah, barbers are still way better than those hair stylists. I won't go to a salon where they call themselves a hair stylists. Bc appointment lo, and then come, like if they are fucking doctors. Bulshit

    The FaizerThe Faizerसाल पहले
  • I actually was playing cs when he was talking about it

    Anirudh SAnirudh Sसाल पहले
  • this bit was too good , sorry mhan discovered you late

    Robbie AbrahamRobbie Abrahamसाल पहले
  • I guess this guy is from more posh part of South Mumbai

    Manoj KumarManoj Kumarसाल पहले
  • Headshot is real my bro

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  • Counter terrorist wins🤣🤣🤣

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