EIC: Azeem Banatwalla on Tall People Problems

5/09/2016
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The #EICStandUpMarathon is here! First up, it's Azeem Banatwalla, on struggles of being a tall person in India. Watch and share with short people.
Catch Azeem Live this month:
8th September - Manhattan Brewery, Gurgaon
9-11 September - The People & Co., Cyber Hub, Gurgaon
16 September - That Comedy Club, Bangalore (solo special)
Tickets on BookMyShow
Twitter: @TheBanat
Facebook: Facebook.com/TheBanat
Instagram: azeembanatwalla
For bookings: rishabh@oml.in

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  • The subtlest comedian in the Indian circuit ❤️❤️👍 Absolute riot attended one of his shows its all simple stuff he makes mundane stuff hilarious loved your act bro

    Aryan MahanthAryan Mahanth15 दिन पहले
  • Im a Muslim on a plane 😂😂

    Vikram SaranganVikram Sarangan26 दिन पहले
  • I’m 5’7 almost 5’8 and I’m a women so I can relate!!

    Twinkle ChaurasiaTwinkle Chaurasia26 दिन पहले
  • I m close to 6ft and I think this much height is enough 😁✌🏻

    Ayushman_ DasAyushman_ Das27 दिन पहले
    • @Raunaq yes yes Bhai u are right. But ham itne kaabil nahi ki ham 6'2" ke hi jaye😄

      Ayushman_ DasAyushman_ Das24 दिन पहले
    • Not really. 6'2 is the perfect height for guys globally and it is really tall but not 'that tall'. Over 6'3 creates isssues but 6'0-6'2.5 is the perfect.

      RaunaqRaunaq24 दिन पहले
  • Iam 6 feet but all my batchmates r above 5'11 😂😂😂

    Sumanth N paiSumanth N paiमहीने पहले
  • And if you are fat, the biggest problem are people (including other fat people who don't look at themselves)who feel the need to constantly comment (and make berating remarks) that you are fat as if mirrors don't exist.

    Prudence RayPrudence Ray3 महीने पहले
  • I'm 6 foot 1 and I'm 15 I've got a whole life of lambu to live

    APAP3 महीने पहले
  • 1:27 Well, mirrors are not really helpful in determining if someone is tall

    Himanshu ChughHimanshu Chugh4 महीने पहले
  • Haha. I'm 4'10". On the other end of the spectrum with the nickname "chotu" 😂

    arpita chakrabortyarpita chakraborty4 महीने पहले
  • How tall is he?

    Bhojpuri RocksBhojpuri Rocks5 महीने पहले
  • Damn bro I'm 6'6. I truly understand

    John WickJohn Wick6 महीने पहले
  • Or the other way around

    Avanish SomanAvanish Soman7 महीने पहले
  • The oo joke is stolen from Russell peters

    Avanish SomanAvanish Soman7 महीने पहले
  • How tall is he, anyway?

    Mihika DeoMihika Deo11 महीने पहले
  • Waited for the whole video to finish to laugh. Urghhh

    Ashwani MAshwani M11 महीने पहले
  • If you are a midget then you are CHOTU :D

    GauGauसाल पहले
  • I hate my height , meri age 28 ha or meri height suddenly increase hogai . I was 6ft n after 8 years height increased by 1 inch why ? I nvr wanted to be so tall :( i want my 6ft height back .i was ok with it.

    {Aditya} {Sharma}{Aditya} {Sharma}साल पहले
  • Even a boy in my class was called Lamboo😂😂😄

    Shanu SinhaShanu Sinhaसाल पहले
  • 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    Shifali bhasinShifali bhasinसाल पहले
  • Life's hard, Harder for tall people 😑

    Abhijit PranayAbhijit Pranayसाल पहले
  • If you're skinny then Patlu If you're short then chotu 😂😂😆

    pradhan kpradhan kसाल पहले
  • I wonder why people have a problem of being tall.... it's a blessing dude....I know d real struggle & I have seen both d sides.....I used to be a shortie....till high school my height was 4.8 (seriously).... All my friends including my annoying elder brother used to tease me & gave Nick names like bangudu, chotu, timpu, chota chatri, piddii and d list is endless..... I'm was a 1st bencher due to my short height 🙁 BUT SUDDENLY SOME MIRACLE HAPPENED......in 11th my height skyrocketed & I became 5.8' tall....😍😊☺️🤗😇 All d friends who used to tease me are now shorter than me 😏 & I tease them now 😂 I didn't do ANYTHING for my height guys I swear..... I thank god a million times for that ❤️ and now my friends call me lambu 😁.....this feeling is awwwwsome 😎.... So don't take ur height for granted & feel proud....I know it's worth....this is my TRUE story.... hope u like it....😄

    Dibyajyoti PatroDibyajyoti Patroसाल पहले
  • i see in the comment section that the people commenting on the statement "Muslim on a PLane" and happu about that joke are all ISLAMAPHOBES especially Hindus in this country who are genetically modified by the BJP,RSS and SANGIS ..

    Thameem AnsariThameem Ansariसाल पहले
  • I too have a lambu friend .... Hahaha

    Nisha NNisha Nसाल पहले
  • Muslim on a plane reminded me of Kunal kamra 🤣🤣🤣

    khan Zeeshankhan Zeeshanसाल पहले
  • I'm in 7th and already 5'8

    Viraj DhoundiyalViraj Dhoundiyalसाल पहले
  • I did not like the last comment about being Muslim

    Navida FatimaNavida Fatimaसाल पहले
  • Funny ...😂 But Tabu class actress

    V YDV YDसाल पहले
  • That TABU Joke won't work now after ANDHADHUN 👍

    VEDANT GADHVIVEDANT GADHVI2 साल पहले
  • looks like dark abhishek alhuwalia

    Miit BotharaMiit Bothara2 साल पहले
  • how tall is this guy

    Aditya RaoAditya Rao2 साल पहले
  • Being a female of 5'6" in a small town in India my life is going great as per height is concerned😁😁😁

    AyushiAyushi2 साल पहले
  • being a muslim himself and still cracks Muslim jokes thats more than enough for me 👏

    Kirpa HiromKirpa Hirom2 साल पहले
  • Russell Peter's also mentioned the same punch line regarding the nickname in one of his shows!

    Shivani ParikhShivani Parikh2 साल पहले
  • i’ve never related so much

    nicole.nicole.2 साल पहले
  • I'm only 5'8"

    pawan kumarpawan kumar2 साल पहले
  • I have seen one thing common, muslim comedians would play the muslim card and harvest sympathy. There is no need bro, you are already good.

    Anirban BandyopadhyayAnirban Bandyopadhyay2 साल पहले
  • And If you're Modi you're Ullu!

    Amir SohailAmir Sohail2 साल पहले
  • Somebody seems to be a biiiiig fan of Chandler Bing. For those who have noticed They will understand.

    Khushboo PidiyarKhushboo Pidiyar2 साल पहले
  • I am 14 and 6.4

    Ishan GyanIshan Gyan2 साल पहले
  • Superb ending bro..

    Angad DixitAngad Dixit2 साल पहले
  • Outstanding performance 😚.

    Awni SharmaAwni Sharma2 साल पहले
  • Stereotype comedy

    Archisman GhoshArchisman Ghosh2 साल पहले
  • I walked out of chemotherapy halfway 😂😂😂😂

    Kushagra singh tomarKushagra singh tomar2 साल पहले
  • That 5ft girl is me...And that Lambu is my friend who is 6ft😂😂😂

    K_55_Sayantani Saha_EEK_55_Sayantani Saha_EE2 साल पहले
  • Relatable !

    srusti dashsrusti dash2 साल पहले
  • No!! It's you guys who remind us that we are short!!!

    Priya ShrinithiPriya Shrinithi2 साल पहले
  • 😂😂😂

    Sandhya MehtaSandhya Mehta2 साल पहले
  • So fuckin relatable

    AdityaAditya3 साल पहले
  • Azeem u r marvellous

    rajraj3 साल पहले
  • Lol so so true 😂

    Pranavi P SPranavi P S3 साल पहले
  • Kitna lamba hain re lambu 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    divya Yadavdivya Yadav3 साल पहले
  • He is the best in EIC 😍😍😍

    sadaf Darsadaf Dar3 साल पहले
  • Pledge to be veg.....fuck off🖕

    Siddhant RasailySiddhant Rasaily3 साल पहले
  • Does 6 feet come in the tall category ? (Asking for a friend)

    the riddlerthe riddler3 साल पहले
    • the riddler In India?YES!!!

      Abishek HAbishek H3 साल पहले
  • Relatable... Ppl call me lambu or Khamba all the time😂😂

    Blog Of Books and MoviesBlog Of Books and Movies3 साल पहले
  • This guy is the best ofthe lot.

    AtmoStkAtmoStk3 साल पहले
  • I am 6ft'4 and can totally relate to this :D

    TejasTejas3 साल पहले
  • azeem is the best among 7

    Kartik KaleKartik Kale3 साल पहले
  • I am 6 ft tall and I always hear from girls "yaar tu kitna lamba hai" I feel like "what's my mistake if they are suffering from mal-nutrition.

    smit masranismit masrani3 साल पहले
  • everybody say Korean are small but they should see lee min ho lee jung suk ji chang wook goong yoo etc

    Khushi MalikKhushi Malik3 साल पहले
  • let me remind you I'm a Muslim on a plane! :D

    SHOAIB ANSARISHOAIB ANSARI3 साल पहले
  • this video reminded me of that scene where dr strange is in the streets of nepal and is like really taller than everyone else

    fatema sidhpurifatema sidhpuri3 साल पहले
  • 6'3 here

    Abhishek DasAbhishek Das3 साल पहले
  • Last joke about Muslim on plane was epic.. Hats off man

    Astro GLAstro GL3 साल पहले
  • What is his height

    SINGHSINGH3 साल पहले
  • My boyfriend is 6'3 and I am 5'7.. My neck pains for almost 15 days of the month.. !!! Mr. Azeem, you have the power to make Hitler laugh,.. hats off.. :)

    Chitrakshee SamaddarChitrakshee Samaddar3 साल पहले
  • This guy is amazing

    Supreet SinghSupreet Singh3 साल पहले
  • Let me remind you that I'm a Muslim on a plane😂😂😂😂

    Aashutosh VermaAashutosh Verma3 साल पहले
  • its sooo true...😂😂 short people just suck man😜😜😜

    Sneha ShahSneha Shah3 साल पहले
  • Very true! the most annoying thing about being tall, is short people 😂 #Truth_has_been_spoken

    S RS R3 साल पहले
  • this is called tolerance!!

    woww 1234woww 12343 साल पहले
  • Dan and Phil should watch this video. I'm sure they'll relate 😂 I can literally hear Dan saying 'Phil, we're SO tall. And planes are so cramped. We are gonna DIE!'

    Mariya EzzyMariya Ezzy3 साल पहले
    • ikr....they are just amazing 😘

      Tooba KaziTooba Kazi3 साल पहले
  • Sounds cool!! I hate the private line bus ,autorikshaw and most movie theatres too.

    Johnprakash #Johnprakash #3 साल पहले
  • I know your problem I am 6'4".

    Sabyasachi ModakSabyasachi Modak3 साल पहले
  • Damn 😂💯 such a sport

    Amruta MahajanAmruta Mahajan3 साल पहले
  • Azeem is the best out of EIC... 😘

    Nunu In The GardenNunu In The Garden4 साल पहले
  • The sky is blue and you are lambu

    Snehil AgarwalSnehil Agarwal4 साल पहले
  • i get asked how tall I am atleast twice a month

    Ketan PandeyKetan Pandey4 साल पहले
  • He is not a Muslim. He is a Parsi.

    Napoleon4778Napoleon47784 साल पहले
    • Napoleon4778 dude, HE stated that HE is a Muslim. how can you contradict this?!?!

      Shikha JhaShikha Jha4 साल पहले
    • Napoleon4778 dude, HE stated that HE is a Muslim. how can you contradict this?!?!

      Shikha JhaShikha Jha4 साल पहले
  • So, how tall is he? And asking questions that are obvious (eg. haircut) is just a way of confirming what we thought is correct or not. I feel it's an age old way of starting a conversation.

    Napoleon4778Napoleon47784 साल पहले
  • 0:37 you sound just like Tanmay Bhatt

    Rageshree ChatterjeeRageshree Chatterjee4 साल पहले
  • Azeem .. my new crush *_*

    anishaanisha4 साल पहले
  • Its quite funny when comedians are not funny and people laugh.

    Shambo BasuShambo Basu4 साल पहले
  • uper hawa kaisi h Banat 🐒😂

    Hitesh PatilHitesh Patil4 साल पहले
  • Hilarious bro! 😂 Loved your sportiveness!!! 👏

    Aabha AnekarAabha Anekar4 साल पहले
  • Amazing ❤️

    Mrinal SharmaMrinal Sharma4 साल पहले
  • So true man!!! I'm tall too.. I face the same problem.. Extra question for girl if your tall is "How will you get a guy if your so tall?" Seriously????

    Ashwini R.SAshwini R.S4 साल पहले
    • ikr....tht Champa aunty is not at all concerned abt her own daughter but wud come up to you and start talking abt ur height...like wth!!??

      Tooba KaziTooba Kazi3 साल पहले
  • good job azeem👏👏👏

    Mit ShahMit Shah4 साल पहले
  • Rajpal Yadav is dead

    Rahul VaniRahul Vani4 साल पहले
  • FYI Azeem, doors won't open in aircrafts when they are up in the air because of the pressure.

    Agastya BoseAgastya Bose4 साल पहले
    • he is talking about emergency exit windows...u can open it in emergency at any altitude..:)

      Hussain PiplodwalaHussain Piplodwala4 साल पहले
  • Dude... U are awesome!

    Amrit ParidaAmrit Parida4 साल पहले
  • I'm 6 does this qualify as tall

    gart 97gart 974 साल पहले
    • in India??!! hell yes !!!!

      Tooba KaziTooba Kazi3 साल पहले
  • Best part...I'm a Muslim on a plane... we tend to go crazy

    kshipra shettykshipra shetty4 साल पहले
  • 6ft 4 and I feel him ! :/

    Balaji SundarrajanBalaji Sundarrajan4 साल पहले
    • +Balaji S it's actually not that difficult. Taller people have certain features in their face. Like you can tell Tom cruise is way shorter than Arnold Schwarzenneger. Or imagine this, Arnold Schwarzenneger body swapped to a man of 5'4" stature hahaha

      P MasterP Master4 साल पहले
    • +Shun Jags Judging a person's height from by seeing his face? Teach me that technique bro ! Will you ? :P .

      Balaji SundarrajanBalaji Sundarrajan4 साल पहले
    • +Balaji S also where I'm from 6'4" is pretty common. almost 50% men are over 6'4" so I can't relate to these problems

      P MasterP Master4 साल पहले
    • +Balaji S I was talking mainly about the comedian. he seems to be around 6'1. By your profile picture you seem barely 5'11 or 6'1

      P MasterP Master4 साल पहले
    • +Shun Jags 6'4 Indian . Too short? by giraffe's standards? Duh

      Balaji SundarrajanBalaji Sundarrajan4 साल पहले
  • 5'3" can't relate..*sigh* :|

    glamgurlglamgurl4 साल पहले
  • I am a Muslim on a plane😂😂😂

    Sarat RSarat R4 साल पहले
  • Good humour👏🏻👌🏻episode

    Gaurav GalphadeGaurav Galphade4 साल पहले
  • I am 6'2" tall and i can relate to all these things...

    Rohit NagpalRohit Nagpal4 साल पहले
    • I'm also 6'2 but i cant relate to any of these except the airplane seats one

      Ashton KutcherAshton Kutcher2 साल पहले
  • correct

    MAYANK BHATTMAYANK BHATT4 साल पहले
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